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ben
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i had a dream last night/this morning.
i was staying in the VIP flat at letton. i was in one of the rooms off the little corridor. there's only two, but there were a few in my dream. and they each had an en suite toilet, through a door at the back of the room. i needed a wee, so i kept going into the toilet, and other toilets around, but forgetting why i went in there. in the end i went into my en suite and decided i must need a poo. so i did a poo, but i left the door open, and my room door, so you could see all the way to the corridor. and chris key walked past and waved. then i got up, and went to the lounge, the one that used to be the office. and margaret currey was making sure everyone had breakfast. nobody hadf cereal though. chris said 'i just saw ben doing a poo', and everyone laughed. i went to the bathroom at the entrance to my old flat, to wee, but forgot again. so i went into the kitchen to get some breakfast. there were three cupvboards FULL of cereal. but i had this feeling i could only use the open boxes. so i looked at the open ones, and eventually founs an open nesquik. so then i spent AGES looking for a bowl. i could see through one of those cupboards with glass on the front things that looked exactly like bowls, but when i got them out thet were weird crescent shaped, thin things. pretty much designed to look like bowls from the side. eventually i found a bowl, i dunno where. and i poored the cereal in, but there were only five bits of nesquik. as i'd finished the box, i thought i might be able to justify opening a new one. i wasn't sure though, so i put the old box in the recycling bin and covered it up, and put the plastic bag bit in the bin. it took me a while to find an unopened nesquik, but in the end i did- in a fourth cupboard. underneath that little table in there. i opened it and poored, but it turned out not to be nesquik, but cocoa flakes of some variety. i'm not sure what happened next, because the next thing i remember is trying to pour cereal back into the empty box. i poured in my bowlful, and that filled it! even though it was one bowl. but i tfelt really light. i showed it to chris key. 'does this look full?' i asked. he agreed that it did. then i squeezed and shook the box a bit, and it dislodged the cereal and it went down to the bottom. it wasn't really full... i pulled out a black plastic thing, that had been holding it near the top of the box. it was a rectangle, just the outsides, and with a big hook sticking up from the middle. all black plastic. it was to hang up the cereal boxes in the supermarket. obviously. you're meant to take it out before you start pouring cereal and the like.
that was my dream. i'm going for a wee, then i'm gonna have some nesquik (hopefully).
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| Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:37 am |
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jamabol
Kwlie 70-years young

Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 944 Location: King's Lynn |
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That was awesome, and delightfully vivid! I like the rectangles that hang cereal boxes up and also make them look full.
I also like your typos
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...i poored the cereal in... i opened it and poored... |
interesting slip writing poored instead of poured, when the dream contained poo.
Just thought I'd mention that.
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| Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:18 am |
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ben
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haha, yeah. i was still pretty asleep when i wrote that.
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| Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:57 am |
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ben
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the horrific denouement to this is that when i went to actually have my nesquik in actual real life, there was only enough for one bowl... and my sister had complained a bit that i ate most of the first box of nesquik we had. we rarely have nice cereal. so i LEFT IT. i am SUCH A GOOD BROTHER. but in DIRE NEED OF NESQUIK, STILL, TWO DAYS LATER.
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| Sun Apr 13, 2008 11:12 am |
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