The Internet Is A City Is A Disease

"Facebook? Amazon? Google? Wikipedia?? I remember when all this were fields!"

thus spake one eye-witness to the crime today.

experts were on hand in minutes.

"If you ask someone what started the internet they'll say, 'Porn, Dungeons and Dragons...' or something. but thats not quite right. what started the internet is Porn Dungeons, and Dragons."

Porn Dungeons were a mid-eighties idea. basically, nudist prisons. one wing held the chronic and terminally nude, and the other held criminals who's crimes were too great or unfashionable to be punishable by anything less than *embarrassing* incarceration.

Cyberspace was invented to house immigrant Dragons, who are a little too preposterous to survive in reality alone.

The inevitable became the actual when a plane carrying over 30 gallons of dragon-full cyberspace crashlanded into a Porn Dungeon. forensics claim the pilot was distracted by the Times corssword (3 down, Nudist Prison (4, 7)).

thus was born the internet.

i'm just saying what everyone else is thinking. in this thread: let's explain the world.

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i'm not detecting cheese. i'm detecting rad.

i read this on facebook and loled a bit. i have nay the time to have my brains spaked forth on this page atm, but soon i shall.

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the original fashion victim