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jamabol
Kwlie 70-years young
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please take the time to introduce all of your available elves.
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| Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:34 am |
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Sick Mitchell
Fat Momma Kwlie
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my elf is stable, yet octagonal. he also likes sushi and hot-tubbing.
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| Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:20 pm |
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ben
Uber-Elite Kwlie
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my elf is an outgoing, ingrowing elf.
he works well as a team.
he likes soggy biscuits and the 18th century.
he is very tall.
he loves you.
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| Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:43 pm |
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Phil Mitchell
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my elf is called mario
he is 3'5" tall
he enjoys a good ale
he has a hearty laugh
he has a latte harth
his favourite song is blatant
he is not an emoticon
he used to be balding
his hat is indeed a bizhat
he has a degree in sociology
he has been a member of mensa for the past 3 years
if he was an emoticon, he wouldn't be this one  
he has three siblings, two brothers, paul and luke, and a sister, louise
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he often refers to hims'elf in the third person
mario likes nothing better than to be tickled on the back of his knee
he has a girlfriend called Dora
if he was gay, he wouldnt go out with you
he can play the french horn at a grade 6 standard
once, he went to spain
he resides in a flat in lowestoft
he has holiday homes in both narnia and middle earth
his favourite band is blatant
he once was an extra in Goodnight Mr Tom
he wrote a book called 'Giant Flyers'. it wasnt very good
last night he bought some flowers
he has often wrecked the joint
he has Lloyd Grosmans autograph
he is currently working on a biography of anna jocelyn
if he had a mobile phone, the number would be infinite
he went to latvia and cooked a dog
his momma's so fat, when she went out in a yellow raincoat, people were shouting 'taxi!'
he makes a mean chili con carne
his name is mario
that is all
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| Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:14 pm |
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ben
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brilliant.
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| Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:35 pm |
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Sick Mitchell
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his favourite band is blatant
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do blatant have a myspace?
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| Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:01 pm |
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Phil Mitchell
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blatant by name, blatant by nature
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| Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:05 pm |
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Sick Mitchell
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concordantly. visa-vis.
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| Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:07 pm |
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ben
Uber-Elite Kwlie
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i reckon 5 points to phil for his elf... just cos it made me laugh out loud quite a lot.
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| Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:14 pm |
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jamabol
Kwlie 70-years young
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Location: King's Lynn |
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my elf is called rainbow
he likes parties
he likes corners
he likes to sit in the corner at parties
he likes needlework
he likes violence
he likes violent needlework
he likes likes sounds
he likes the underground
he still doesn't like the sound of the underground
nobody knows his name, but nobody wants to, so in a way he is making them happy.
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| Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:32 am |
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Phil Mitchell
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hehe... i know his name now though, so i'm not very happy. he should sing 'you know my name' by chris cornell.
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| Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:14 pm |
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jamabol
Kwlie 70-years young
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trust me, he's been singing it continuously for around 6 hours now.
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| Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:51 pm |
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ben
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in what key?
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| Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:53 pm |
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jamabol
Kwlie 70-years young
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the one that makes me want to die
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| Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:59 pm |
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Phil Mitchell
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ouch. i'll agree, f# minor is a pig...
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| Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:00 pm |
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jamabol
Kwlie 70-years young
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he's actually chaging key every single note. the note he sings is the base note of the key he's in.
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| Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:07 pm |
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Phil Mitchell
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he needs to get a plate. a plate of seriousness. then he needs to eat from it. eat a meal of reality. then he needs to wash it down with a dose of common sense from the glass of humility.
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| Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:23 pm |
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jamabol
Kwlie 70-years young
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Location: King's Lynn |
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and sleep in the bed of your face.
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| Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:49 pm |
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Phil Mitchell
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i've just realised, that wasn't very nice.
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| Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:06 pm |
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jamabol
Kwlie 70-years young
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oh, sorry.
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